Since I don't recommend that you ever watch this movie in this lifetime or next I am gonna give the spoilers here.
I downloaded this movie over two day of GPRS hoping to see a nice movie with a 60 minute action scene . . . hoping to see GI joes battling the dragons.

This movie is based on a korean legend. First off although it is called D-war. This movie doesn't have any dragon till the last 5 minutes of the movie. There are just two big ass snakes who are dragon wannabes. The Dragons for dummies handbook says that to become a dragon you first get clearance from heaven which you get if you have been a nice enough snake to become a dragon. Then the heaven office dispatches a glowing lugi ball to earth inside of a 19 year old girl with a funky tattoo on her shoulder. Like they say in the movie. that describes every 19 year old girl in Vegas hehe . . .
so when the girl turns 20 the lugi ball becomes a fulltoo lugi ball and the snake that eats it first becomes the dragon. If the girl dies without any snake taking the lugi ball then the girl comes again in her next life in 500 years complete with the lugi.

That being the process in the movie the lugi came for the good snake and the baddie snake wanted it. The baddie snake had a complete army with monsters carrying multi barrel rocket launchers on their backs, No really!!!
Naturally the korean army of the time got its ass kicked royally by the baddie army and the korean lugi girl had to run away with her lover and die to protect the lugi from the bad snake.
When we talk snake it is not just any snake, not even anaconda. This snake is like as tall(Long actually) as the Empire state building. It also has a hood like a cobra so it really is a snake that just ate too many get taller pills. Anyway the bad snake attacks the US Army and GI joes try to fight. For a while they succeed too with Hellfires from Apache gunships pinning down the Bad snake. FYI Apache is a chopper that carries AGM missile called Hellfire. Hellfire != Dragon Fire, Anyway the bad snakes army steps in with dragon hybrids and MBRLs tied to giant toads' backs, Kicks the GI ass and captures the newly reincarnated american lugi girl. The Bad snake is about to eat the lugi girl after the bad army takes her to some place that looks like hell when the good snake comes in only to get its ass kicked by the bad snake. However the sneaky american lugi girl gives her lugi to the good snake and the good snake becomes the dragon. the bad snake kicks good dragon's ass again whose ass is still smaller then the bad snake's butt but the bad snake accidentally swallows a dragon fire ball thrown by the good snake and dies.

The End,
Don't watch this movie. and I say again Don't watch this movie. The quality and quantity of your food intake will drastically fall for a few weeks if you do . . .

You have been warned :)